Javert was probably the guy who took gym too seriously in high school
*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth
make me choose
↳ deathlyhalow asked: the elder wand, the resurrection stone or the invisibility cloak
Emma Watson attends the premiere of 'NOAH' at Madrid. March 17, 2014.
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT
Arielle Goldman in Speech & Debate (2008) (x)
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great
We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…